Holiday Home Needed for 2 chickens - 18 to 25 July

Dear friends

We have 2 chickens needing a holiday home for the week 18 to 25 July because they are simply refusing to come with us to Italy, claiming that the Sorrentine coast is "soooo 1990's" and that the heat and dry air plays havoc with their feathers.

As such we have agreed to fund their plans for a holiday of their own, ideally in the West Midlands region, (they currently reside in Solihull) which would minimise the travelling time and save their poor chauffeur from the stress of having to listen to their incessant back seat clucking for too long....."no no no you turn left here you idiot.....slow down, for heaven's sake...roll down your window and whistle at that cockerel....etc".

So, if anyone can oblige us with a hen hotel for that week we would love to hear from you.

Many thanks

PS....whilst I bear no grudge, please be aware that these two are ardent Birmingham City fans and may respond unpredictably if holidaying in Aston!

Had to reply to say thanks for making my day with your post.Your just like me when i talk to my chickens,my husband and i often say silly things like if it's raining we say the girls are out in their wellies and umbrellas etc.
I hope a member can oblige and have your girls while your away,oh and dont forget to send them a postcard,i always send mine one
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Sorry, think I am too far away to be able to help.
Hope you manage to find someone... they are obviously great hens if they have even half your sense of humour.